Bornite Birthday Suit the-originals That's why we created these

That's why we created these totally edgy white angular frames with black

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it’s always worked for Carl The Flamingo

disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century

Bornite Birthday Suit the-originals That's why we created theseWhat are some similarities between these glasses and birthday suits? They both tease and look edible when seen. (Don't eat the glasses, though. Even if they're on top of a delicious cake. Also don't bake cakes with bornite because people might lose teeth.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider Fit for Larger Heads. View Our Sizing Recommendations Smaller Frames Medium Frames Bigger Frames Mirrored Reflective Lenses Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your